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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahye, Aap nahi to aap ki taswir chahiy,
Par taswir hamara dil bahla na sakegi, Kyoki aap ki tarah muskura na sakegi

Is bahte dard ko mat roko, Yeh to saza hai kisi key intezar ki,
Log inhe ansu kahe ya diwangi, Per ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyar ki

Yeh din yuhi gujar jayenge, Shayad hum yaar bichad jayenge,
Naraj na hona aap hamari sararto se, Yahi to wo pal hai Jo tuhme aksar yaad aynge

Ho chuki rat bahut AB so jao, Jo hai dil key karib uske khyalo main kho jao,
Kar rha hoga koi intezar apka, Khwabo me hi sahi unse mil to aao

Apano se khone ka maza kuch aur hai, Band ankho se rone ka maza kuch aur hai,
Ansu bane lafz lafz sayri aur, Us sayri me aapke hone ka maza kuch or hai

Bahot socha sagar ki lahro ko dekh kar, Kyo ye kinarow se takra ke laut jaati hain,
Karti hain wo kinare se bewafai ya sagar se wafa nibhati hai

Dete hai kyon ye dard bas hami ko, Kya samjenhe who in ankho ki nami ko
Lakho deewane ho jis chand ke, Who kya mehsus karenge ek tare ki kami ko

Zamane ki har zannat tere liye hogi, ye asma ye zamin tere liye hogi
Kuch bhi kah na paoge usse, pahle mere hissey ki har khusi tere liye hogi

A sweet poem specially for you, eat with butter, cut with cutter
And if u forget me, I will defiantly throw u in the gutter,

Friendship's like fevicol "Toote nahi" love like cold drink "Yeh dil mange more"
And girl friend like detergent "Pahle istemal Karen phir vishwash kare"

Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai, Ye mausam ye hawe sirf apke liye hai,
Mahine bit gaye apko nahaye, Ye waqt par barish sirf aapke liye hai

Sabse loving koun? TUM, Sabse sweet kon? TUM, Sabse cute koun? TUM
In sab me tum se zyada kon, HUM, lekin duniya me sabse ache dost kon? HUM TUM

Why does boy carries his girl friend photo with him? Bcz whenever he in trouble
He can see the photo and think if I can face this, I can face anything,

Old friends are gold, new friends are diamond,
If you get diamond don't forget gold, beza to hold a diamond u need a base of gold,

Hum itne SWEET nahi key diabetes ho jaye, Nahi itne SALTY key BP bhad jaye,
Nahi itne TASTY key maza AA jaya, Par hum itne KADWW bhi nahi key yaad na aaye

Care for the one who share with the one, who knows u
Know the one who misses u, and miss the one who always wish good for you,

Girls misuse it? Anger robs it, models sell it? Photographs cage,
Doctors advice it? Death freze it? Artists create it? that's smile ineedit

My friendship is not like rain that POURS & GOES, It's more like the AIR,
Sometimes keeping QUIET & sometimes making noise but is ALWAYS around you

Hamne dil ke sath ek "TOSS" kiya, haar gaye tab dil NE limit "CROSS" kiya,
Jab dil NE dil se apko yaad kiya, Hunme massage likhs aur aap ko "PASS" kiya

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14:45 | 5/Sep/2008 | 3 Comment(s)

Ganpati Bappa Morya

Wishing u a very happy Ganesh Chaturthi !!!

Wishes you all a very Happy & Prosperous Vinayaka Chavithi!!!

108 Names of Lord Ganesha

Akhurath - One who has Mouse as His Charioteer
2 Alampata - Ever Eternal Lord
3 Amit - Incomparable Lord
4 Anantachidrupamayam - Infinite and Consciousness Personified
5 Avaneesh - Lord of the whole World
6 Avighna - Remover of Obstacles
7 Balaganapati - Beloved and Lovable Child
8 Bhalchandra - Moon-Crested Lord
9 Bheema - Huge and Gigantic
10 Bhupati - Lord of the Gods
11 Bhuvanpati - God of the Gods
12 Buddhinath - God of Wisdom
13 Buddhipriya - Knowledge Bestower
14 Buddhividhata - God of Knowledge
15 Chaturbhuj - One who has Four Arms
16 Devadeva - Lord of All Lords
17 Devantakanashakarin - Destroyer of Evils And Asuras
18 Devavrata - One who accepts all Penances
19 Devendrashika - Protector of All Gods
20 Dharmik - One who gives Charity
21 Dhoomravarna - Smoke-Hued Lord
22 Durja - Invincible Lord
23 Dvaimatura - One who has two Mothers
24 Ekaakshara - He of the Single Syllable
25 Ekadanta - Single-Tusked Lord
26 Ekadrishta - Single-Tusked Lord
27 Eshanputra - Lord Shiva's Son
28 Gadadhara - One who has The Mace as His Weapon
29 Gajakarna - One who has Eyes like an Elephant
30 Gajanana - Elephant-Faced Lord

31 Gajananeti - Elephant-Faced Lord
32 Gajavakra - Trunk of The Elephant
33 Gajavaktra - One who has Mouth like An Elephant
34 Ganadhakshya - Lord of All Ganas (Gods)
35 Ganadhyakshina - Leader of All The Celestial Bodies
36 Ganapati - Lord of All Ganas (Gods)
37 Gaurisuta - The Son of Gauri (Parvati)
38 Gunina - One who is The Master of All Virtues
39 Haridra - One who is Golden Coloured
40 Heramba - Mother's Beloved Son

41 Kapila - Yellowish-Brown Coloured
42 Kaveesha - Master of Poets
43 Krti - Lord of Music
44 Kripalu - Merciful Lord
45 Krishapingaksha - Yellowish-Brown Eyed
46 Kshamakaram - The Place of Forgiveness
47 Kshipra - One who is easy to Appease
48 Lambakarna - Large-Eared Lord
49 Lambodara - The Huge Bellied Lord
50 Mahabala - Enormously Strong Lord
51 Mahaganapati - Omnipotent and Supreme Lord
52 Maheshwaram - Lord of The Universe
53 Mangalamurti - All Auspicious Lord
54 Manomay - Winner of Hearts
55 Mrityuanjaya - Conqueror of Death
56 Mundakarama - Abode of Happiness
57 Muktidaya - Bestower of Eternal Bliss
58 Musikvahana - One who has mouse As charioteer
59 Nadapratithishta - One who Appreciates And Loves Music
60 Namasthetu - Vanquisher of All Evils & Vices & Sins

61 Nandana - Lord Shiva's Son
62 Nideeshwaram - Giver of Wealth and Treasures
63 Omkara - One who has the Form Of OM
64 Pitambara - One who has Yellow-Coloured Body
65 Pramoda - Lord of All Abodes
66 Prathameshwara - First Among All
67 Purush - The Omnipotent Personality
68 Rakta - One who has Red-Coloured Body
69 Rudrapriya - Beloved Of Lord Shiva
70 Sarvadevatman - Acceptor of All Celestial Offerings

71 Sarvasiddhanta - Bestower of Skills And Wisdom
72 Sarvatman - Protector of The Universe
73 Shambhavi - The Son of Parvati
74 Shashivarnam - One who has a Moon Like Complexion
75 Shoorpakarna - Large-Eared Lord
76 Shuban - All Auspicious Lord
77 Shubhagunakanan - One who is The Master of All Virtues
78 Shweta - One who is as Pure as the White Colour
79 Siddhidhata - Bestower of Success & Accomplishments
80 Siddhipriya - Bestower of Wishes and Boons

81 Siddhivinayaka - Bestower of Success
82 Skandapurvaja - Elder Brother of Skand (Lord Kartik)
83 Sumukha - Auspicious Face
84 Sureshwaram - Lord of All Lords
85 Swaroop - Lover of Beauty
86 Tarun Ageless
87 Uddanda - Nemesis of Evils and Vices
88 Umaputra - The Son of Goddess Uma (Parvati)
89 Vakratunda - Curved Trunk Lord
90 Varaganapati - Bestower of Boons

91 Varaprada - Granter of Wishes and Boons
92 Varadavinayaka - Bestower of Success
93 Veeraganapati - Heroic Lord
94 Vidyavaridhi - God of Wisdom
95 Vighnahara - Remover of Obstacles
96 Vignaharta - Demolisher of Obstacles
97 Vighnaraja - Lord of All Hindrances
98 Vighnarajendra - Lord of All Obstacles
99 Vighnavinashanaya - Destroyer of All Obstacles & Impediments
100 Vigneshwara - Lord of All Obstacles

101 Vikat - Huge and Gigantic
102 Vinayaka - Lord of All
103 Vishwamukha - Master of The Universe
104 Vishwaraja - King of The World
105 Yagnakaya - Acceptor of All Sacred & Sacrficial Offerings
106 Yashaskaram - Bestower of Fame and Fortune
107 Yashvasin - Beloved and Ever Popular Lord
108 Yogadhipa - The Lord of Meditation

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14:23 | 4/Sep/2008 | 4 Comment(s)

I FOUND THIS WORTH SHARING

Imperfections---

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.

At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years this went on dail y, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.

Of course , the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.

But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.

After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream
"I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."

The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?"

"That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them."

"For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.

Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."

E ach of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.

You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

SO, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!

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17:46 | 3/Sep/2008 | 2 Comment(s)

Juss a tickle !! Go on read …

Juss a tickle !! Go on read …

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Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."

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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ?